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May 8, 2007

Queeroes! Superman outed - A Preview

You really, really don't believe that Superman's gay? Well think again. Before we go into the numerous gay activities Superman has done ever since he was still "Superbaby", lets check the outward proofs.

Proofs:

1. Creators: Superman was created by Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster. The same guys who made "FUNNY MAN".
2. Powers: What?! Superman's powers are gay?! Isn't it how he uses it that is more important?! Well.... his creators and writers chose to gift Superman with these questionable powers, aside from X-Ray Vision, Ice Breath, flight, superstrength, heat vision, superspeed and a whole lot more, including these:
and the gayest of them all:

Now what straight guy would have SUPERWEAVING, SUPER LANDSCAPING and SUPER MAKE-UP in his arsenal? Just goes to show...

*images taken from www.superdickery.com

5 comments:

aries said...

... at nag reseach ka talagah. i-compile mo toh bka mabigyan ka ng nobel price. ahahahay

Q The Conqueror said...

@aries --> pwedeh. hahaha. pero baka dedemandahan ako ng marvel atsaka ng DC lol. Sandamukal pa yung nanditong nakastore sa pc ko haha.

empress maruja said...

Okay, forgivable ang Super-Weave at Super-Landscape, but the Super-Makeup turned me into a convert.

Bakla ka Superman! Magsama kayo ni Piolo! Che!

gayngame said...

nice observation. lol!

at least mayron na tayong gay superhero. masaya ano?

Q The Conqueror said...

hehehe. Wala lang isn't it funny that Superman = Super Male, the epitome of manhood. Tapos biglang bakla siya, so therefore the epitome of manhood is a gay man. Hahahahaha.