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May 22, 2007

Queeroes! Superman's Fetishes Part 2

As promised, here is Part Two of Superman's Fetishes, featuring his bondage and domination scenes.

Superman was undercover, in the wild, wild west. While in a saloon, he orders, like the fag that he is... a double head of cream.

The cowboy then accosts Superman, and starts training him.

Superman just loves being ridden. And after this, he is broken. The cowboy can make him do anything.
Superman passed his test with flying honors. And is then traded.
And traded again.
And traded again.

Somehow, Superman escapes Grimbor, but passes on what he learned to good ol' Lois.
And to conclude, read this little letter to the Editor back in the 70's.
*Click to enlarge*


May 16, 2007

Queeroes! Superman's Fetishes Part 1

Everyone knows Batman's kinky. If you read the first post on Batman and Robin, you could see Batman spanking Robin a lot for no apparent reason. Not to mention the fact that he likes to use tights.

It is also a given that Wonderwoman's kinky. Woman + Magic lasso = Kink Heaven. Not to mention the fact that she goes around cavorting in a very flimsy outfit.

But no one would ever connect kinkiness with Superman, despite his superweaving, superlandscaping and super make-up. This is because Superman is the ultimate boyscout.... or is he? These pictures will prove that Superman and his "wife" Lois are kinkier then Batman, Robin and Wonderwoman.

As a boy, Superman was.. well... his parents were..... uhh.... look at the pictures.

This early introduction to spanking, led to even more.... deviant practices.


This Spanking....
Finally led to Bondage and Domination...

Check this out in Superman's Fetishes Part 2. Coming soon!


May 15, 2007

Queeroes! The Gay Adventures of Batman and Robin Part 2

We all know who Batman's greatest rival is... That long pointed white face with the weird green-shaded hair.... But we don't know the history behind this...

This clandestine encounter led to....

Batman and Robin analyze how the Joker could induce such boners... They manage to avoid some of them...

And as he shows the world how many people he can give boners to, Batman forces Joker into having a boner himself!

And that's how they caught him. But, Joker will forever be remembered as having "the Boner of the Year"

Batman and Robin even make fun of him....

But Joker's far from done...
*images taken from


May 8, 2007

Queeroes! Superman outed - A Preview

You really, really don't believe that Superman's gay? Well think again. Before we go into the numerous gay activities Superman has done ever since he was still "Superbaby", lets check the outward proofs.


1. Creators: Superman was created by Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster. The same guys who made "FUNNY MAN".
2. Powers: What?! Superman's powers are gay?! Isn't it how he uses it that is more important?! Well.... his creators and writers chose to gift Superman with these questionable powers, aside from X-Ray Vision, Ice Breath, flight, superstrength, heat vision, superspeed and a whole lot more, including these:
and the gayest of them all:

Now what straight guy would have SUPERWEAVING, SUPER LANDSCAPING and SUPER MAKE-UP in his arsenal? Just goes to show...

*images taken from


May 5, 2007

Queeroes! The Queer Adventures of Spiderman- Spiderman and Aunt May

In celebration of Mother's day next week, I put in the spotlight a mother figure in the comic world - Spiderman's Aunt May.

Aunt May was born May Reilly in Brooklyn. After the death of her brother-in-law and his wife, she and her husband, Ben Parker, adopted their son Peter and raised him. Although she was afraid at first and thought that Peter would be the end of her marriage, she warmed up to him and became a true mother to him.

When Peter grew up and entered the Daily Bugle as a freelance photographer, she was afraid because her nephew was tracking Spiderman and taking pictures of him. When she finally learns about the fact that he is, in fact, Spiderman, they tell each other their deepest secrets and enter into a stronger relationship.

Lately, during Marvel's Civil War series, Peter brings Aunt May and Mary Jane to live with him inti Stark Towers, the home of the Avengers. Aunt May and MJ both convince Peter to reveal his identity to the world in order to push the importance of the superhuman registration act (the crux of the Civil War, wherein the government wants superheroes to register themselves and pitted Captain America, Luke Cage and some others versus Iron Man, Spiderman, Mr. Fantastic and the government). However, later on, Peter has a change of heart and realizes how dangerous registering actually is. He extracts MJ and Aunt May secretly from Stark Towers and goes underground, supporting the cause of Captain America. Unfortunately, Aunt May was shot by a sniper who was hired by the Kingpin (one of Spidey's enemies), and is now in the hospital still in a coma.

Now, on to the story:
Disclaimer: Although these comic covers and panels are taken from actual Marvel Comics, the following story is of my own invention and is not connected to Marvel Comics.

As usual, Spiderman is beating up some thugs. When all of a sudden... He is attacked from behind!
He is then captured, and the men have their way with him. When they were done, they collected all the white stuff and slowly drip it on him, wanting him to drown in cum.

Fortunately, Spiderman is strong! He is able to escape his sticky prison. He then goes home, still dripping with the very gooey white stuff which was left up his ass and all over his body.
Unfortunately, he leaves tracks all over his house, and his poor old Aunt May accidentally touches it.
Oh My GOD! Aunt MAY! The combination of all that cum and sweat of the radioactive Spiderman's body is enough to take over Aunt May and it fully coats her...

into a female version of the SILVER SURFER! (Now, we know why the Silver Surfer is so.... silver.) :))

Yes, yes, we all wish it could have been us that touched (and maybe tasted) whatsoever went out of Peter's room.

ADVANCED HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY EVERYBODY! (of course, included ang mga bading diyan, we all know that we have the best mothering instincts.)

To the creature known as Mika Mouse: You're still a mouse, no matter how macho you become. It's the curse of knowing me. Hahahaha. Just look at the Bomb Queen, she will always be a Bomb Queen no matter what she says. (It doesn't hurt that she is so.... bombastique) :P

*Images taken from


May 4, 2007

Queeroes! The Beginning of the Gay Adventures of Batman and Robin

This post is dedicated to the Batbunny, the biggest (literally and figuratively) Batman fan I know. And who is also in perpetual denial about Batman's homosexuality. His stand is: "Robin may be gay. But not Batman!"

Once upon a time, a wealthy billionaire, himself an orphan, decided to adopt a young acrobat whose parents were murdered brutally.

The young boy, who lived most of his life in the circus, was suddenly living in wealth. However, not everything was perfect.
The boy was punished regularly.

However, he was also rigorously trained in by the billionaire in martial arts, acrobatics, detective skills, among other things. Finally, the Billionaire revealed himself as no other then... The Batman, and he said that the boy was to be his sidekick. He called him "Robin."

And his training was brought to new heights. The b illionaire loved it when the boy displayed his flawless legs, so he dressed him in no more then a shirt, a cape, a mask and green briefs.
However, the boy was becoming too uppity, so the billionaire showed him his place.
Numerous spankings later, the boy.... no... Robin, learned his place and became a useful part of Batman's life.
He also learned why Batman (see panel 2), spanked him for no reason at all... It was fun!
Finally, Robin beat his mentor in his own game.
and together, they had many wonderful adventures. Riding beasts together *hint*, and defeating evil villains.
And no matter how bad the previous night, they always woke up in each others arms.
Still have any doubts about Batman's sexuality? :))

To come in the next episode of QUEEROES!:
Trouble in Paradise! Someone will try to pull Batman and Robin apart!
The Spider-Man sex show (or whatever you call it nowadays).

*all images taken from


May 1, 2007

An Introduction from the Conqueror


On this quiescent night, a queer personage of a loquacious nature, equipped with his quill and a quarterpounder full of quickwitted quips, starts this soliloquy of his quests and quibbles; of quarrels and bouts of pique; and of the quandaries and quagmires he quashes and conquers everyday.

On a higher note, this querulous old queen aspires to find an answer to the quintessential questions which confronts the common queer. Rest assured, that every query and inquiry will be treated equitably and quickly, and the equivalent explanations therein be of premier quality.

And now, to quell the quivering of the quizzical reader who experiences the accumulation of Qs in this quadripartite introduction to this blog. This quixotic queer has the audacity to ask the populace to call him by the sobriquet of Q the Conqueror.