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Jun 13, 2008

Adieu, Adieu... A Message from Q

Over a year ago, there was a conqueror who was queer and confused.

So he started to write about events in his life, the little joys he found in it, and the things which pissed him off.

Of course, this was a form of therapy for him.

Along the way, he gained friends (some of whom he communicates with only through YM), enemies and a pet Civet who he had kids with, all while conquering the rigors of school and the real world.

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Nov 12, 2007

Queeroes! The Use of the Vibrator in Comics

Sifting through my image archive, I rediscovered this old ad I got from superdickery:

Frederick's of Hollywood is offering a CORDLESS VIBRATOR.

"Exciting new massager!", the ad proclaims.

"Exciting and stimulating massager brings _____ joys and ___ for ultra satisfying ____. Deep, ga___, penetrating massage gives soothing beneficial relief from daily tensions. Women will find it invaluable for skin tone and complexion care. 7 inches long, completely safe. Batteries not included. $2.00."

* blanks = I couldn't decode the scanning.

Hmm... Massager... for women... with a male using it in the advertisement...

According to Superdickery's editor, this ad was found inside a comic. Given this, why would a *cough cough* cordless vibrator advertisement appear in the comic pages? What marketing team could have convinced Frederick's of Hollywood, a very reputable merchant, to sell their *cough* skin tone and complexion care product in a comic book?

My answer is simple. Comics and their characters are most likely representations of the human ego and imagination, most particularly those of young men who form the back bone of the comic industry. Given this high presence of testosterone, it is easy to find references to phallic symbols throughout the different comic book issues which may be construed as "Cordless Vibrators". It is my hypothesis that these formed the rational for Frederick of Hollywood's marketing push in the comic world.

Don't agree with me? View my proof.

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Aug 31, 2007

Queeroes! Tarzan of the Apes

Tarzan. He was raised by apes, they say. Brought up in their customs and their beliefs, he is at times, more animal then man. Our story starts when one day, Tarzan sees something extraordinarily beautiful...

Hugging the tree he called home tightly, he felt his loins stirring up. And as he gazed at this beautiful spectacle, he couldn't help but move in an upward and downward motion. Making love to the tree as he watched from a distance.

Tarzan of the Apes.

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Jul 30, 2007

Queeroes! The Queer Adventures of Spiderman - Spider Incest

Thus it came to be, that one fateful day, tiring of Mary Jane Watson, Peter Parker searched for a woman of his own kind to mate with. He found Jessica Drew, the Spider-Woman. And together they mated...

When it was done, Peter left. Going back to his mundane life with MJ. And Jessica was left alone, eventually, Jessica learned that she was pregnant. She decided to keep it, and because of both her and Peter's radioactive hybridity, she gave birth within one month to a baby... who rapidly grew to manhood.

She called him....

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May 22, 2007

Queeroes! Superman's Fetishes Part 2

As promised, here is Part Two of Superman's Fetishes, featuring his bondage and domination scenes.

Superman was undercover, in the wild, wild west. While in a saloon, he orders, like the fag that he is... a double head of cream.


The cowboy then accosts Superman, and starts training him.

Superman just loves being ridden. And after this, he is broken. The cowboy can make him do anything.
Superman passed his test with flying honors. And is then traded.
And traded again.
And traded again.


Somehow, Superman escapes Grimbor, but passes on what he learned to good ol' Lois.
And to conclude, read this little letter to the Editor back in the 70's.
*Click to enlarge*

May 16, 2007

Queeroes! Superman's Fetishes Part 1

Everyone knows Batman's kinky. If you read the first post on Batman and Robin, you could see Batman spanking Robin a lot for no apparent reason. Not to mention the fact that he likes to use tights.

It is also a given that Wonderwoman's kinky. Woman + Magic lasso = Kink Heaven. Not to mention the fact that she goes around cavorting in a very flimsy outfit.

But no one would ever connect kinkiness with Superman, despite his superweaving, superlandscaping and super make-up. This is because Superman is the ultimate boyscout.... or is he? These pictures will prove that Superman and his "wife" Lois are kinkier then Batman, Robin and Wonderwoman.

As a boy, Superman was.. well... his parents were..... uhh.... look at the pictures.

This early introduction to spanking, led to even more.... deviant practices.

Bestiality
Voyeurism


This Spanking....
Finally led to Bondage and Domination...

Check this out in Superman's Fetishes Part 2. Coming soon!